If music be the food of love, play on. But don’t forgot to eat actual food, because just listening to music can make you hypoglycaemic, which will make you irritable and inclined to stab your partner in the eye with a fork while waiting for the starters

Jokes

IF…

If you can keep your job when all your cronies
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can vote yourself a massive bonus,
Despite the quarter's...

Occasionally I have difficulty understanding people. We asked a client to send us a copy of his ID - See attached to see what we got...

A charity foundation realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a foundation volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped...

A cabbie picks up a Nun... She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to...